The Internet was abuzz when we learned that Eric Dane (IMDB), Rebecca Gayheart (IMDB) and Kari Ann Penishe (IMDB) had a celebrity sex tape leaked. OK, it’s not really a sex tape. It’s an A-List celeb, his C-List wife and their D-List hired whore running around naked and allegedly on drugs.
I thank the Lord for my sobriety; I hope I never acted like them when I was fucked up on drugs. I like to think that my conversations were more coherent than theirs.
Rumor has it that the LAPD is investigation Kari Ann Penishe for running a prostitution ring. We are probably going to be hearing about this story for awhile.
Eric Dane is a star on Grey’s Anatomy and has been nicknamed McSteamy. All I can say is that he needs to get his ass into a sauna because he isn’t looking too hot, IMHO.
Our friends over at Fleshbot have the whole story, including the uncensored celebrity sex tape. Head over there if you want to see the latest celebrity sex non-sex tape to hit the net.
In the meantime, here’s a little teaser for you. Click where his goodies would be to be whisked off to the uncensored version.
Eric Dane Naked (Courtesy of Fleshbot)
Update 2009-08-24, 15:47:07: People Magazine is reporting today that Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart escaped LA and headed to Santa Barbara this weekend. They took along their dogs and made the trip up in a Toyota Prius. Reports say that they stayed in the secluded San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, CA. I wonder what they were doing while there? I hope it was just the two of them.
Update 2009-08-25, 15:51:48: Kari Ann Penishe would like us all to know that she is not a paid whore.
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